ubernostrom

cures your every ill - makes your problems go away.

Is the unatainable miracle drug that will make your life perfect.

"Ubernostrom takes the pain away..."
"I havent cried in two weeks! I think..."
"Thank God for... UBERNOSTROM!"

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Ubernostrom

Miracle drug that tastes just like candy

Man 1: It tastes just like candy
Man 2: I enjoy the freedom of Ubernostrom.
Deep Echoey voice: UBERNOSTROM!
Man 3: Ubernostrom makes me feel fresh.
Man 4: I made $20,000!
Man 5: I naver knew love, but then I tried Ubernostrom.

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