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A form of religion in which an individual or family that is christian acts and gives gifts as if they were jewish. Usually referred to as "shystey" or "fuckin cheap." This term is generally used around Christmas time and birthdays.
John: Jesus Christ man Grandma is the damn Pope of Ulrichism. All i got for Christmas is a recycled bar of soap and a pair of used socks.
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Ulrich is not your typical guy he has lots of layers that need to be uncovered. Just to mention a few he is sweet, loving, caring and very overprotective over those he care about. If you ever meet an Ulrich hold on to him tight because you will learn to grow on him and who knows he might be your happy ever after!!
Girl:Have you met Ulrich?
Girl(2):Not yet but I would like to his aura is just something of wonders
Girl:I've noticed that too!!Now I need to meet him too.
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oh my god the average is 7 but ulrich has an 8 inch penis
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The act of getting so mad that you:
a) Flip over a table with items still on it
b) Begin to threaten to beat people with a remote or game controller
Person 1: Dude i don't think he's to happy.
Person 2: Nope, he Ulriched everywhere
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A skinny selfish life loving and popular guy
Omg that guy I meat was such an Ulrich!
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A guy with a small dick
Wow the smallest penis recorded is 1 inch and Ulrich is .1 inch
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1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.
A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
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