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UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex

Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!

by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004

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UNCLE TONY

To spout useless outdated automotive advice telling others how things are....while actually doing as little work as possible all the while smoking cheap roll up cigarettes, accomplishing nothing and never producing a positive result.

Damn, John Uncle Tony cleaned that block and it blew up on the dyno.

by 666kty September 15, 2021

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Uncle tony

He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...

uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong

by uncletonybaloni May 18, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle Tony's Cake

A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative.

"Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..."

"I don't like Uncle Tony's cake it tastes funny."

by jonny1leg July 11, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go Uncle Tony

Preferably a verb

Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.

(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)

"You didn't come through for me Paulie and now I'm gonna go Uncle Tony on your bitch ass!"

by Tyler Beale October 10, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle Tony dropped the tongs!

You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.

"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!

(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)

by frustrated728 October 25, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle Tony

Best waterpolo manager in history

Wow, I have a pretty good manager
Cool, you must have Uncle Tony

by PeelyBoy69 November 22, 2021