To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
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To spout useless outdated automotive advice telling others how things are....while actually doing as little work as possible all the while smoking cheap roll up cigarettes, accomplishing nothing and never producing a positive result.
Damn, John Uncle Tony cleaned that block and it blew up on the dyno.
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He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...
uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong
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A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative.
"Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..."
"I don't like Uncle Tony's cake it tastes funny."
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Preferably a verb
Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.
(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)
"You didn't come through for me Paulie and now I'm gonna go Uncle Tony on your bitch ass!"
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You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.
"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)
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Best waterpolo manager in history
Wow, I have a pretty good manager
Cool, you must have Uncle Tony