Unicornscan

const struct option long_opts={
{"broken-crc", 1, NULL, 'b'},
{"source-port", 1, NULL, 'B'},
{"no-defpayload", 0, NULL, 'D'},
{"delay-type", 1, NULL, 'd'},
{"enable-modules", 1, NULL, 'e'},
{"show-errors", 0, NULL, 'E'},
{"help", 0, NULL, 'h'},
{"interface", 1, NULL, 'i'},
{"packet-timeout", 1, NULL, 'L'},
{"mode", 1, NULL, 'm'},
{"module-dir", 1, NULL, 'M'},
{"no-patience", 0, NULL, 'p'},
{"pcap-filter", 1, NULL, 'P'},
{"covertness", 1, NULL, 'q'},
/*
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* Is `q' (Your count starting From One of Course), if you Rotate This option
* List Upside- down (Counting only the Lower Case Options) go past Five Option
* You arive Here. It should be Obvious Why.
*/

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