up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

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up your ass and to the left

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

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up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

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