Upneologise

To teach or to learn neologisms and so remain up to date with the increase in 'made up' words.

Brian: We are upskilling the work force in my company
Sandy: Upskilling? That's not even a real word!
Brian: Oh yes it is, look in the dictionary.

Sandy: Oh! you're right! I really need to upneologise
Brian: Upneologise? That's not even a real word!
Sandy: Oh yes it is, look in the Urban Dictionary.