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That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.
Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.
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A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
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When your definition gets rejected from urban dictionary.
Johnny: Hey Billy, let's see how many likes your definition got today.
Billy: We can't. It got rejected.
Johnny: hahaha. Stupid Urban Dictionary Reject.
Billy: D:
Johnny: your mom is hot btw.
A person who incessantly tries to get published by Urban Dictionary but he's not a word wizard like me so the editors always deny his words.
That guy is an urban dictionary reject, he should stick with his day job.
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words posted on unurbandictionary.blogspot.ca
guy #1: urban dictionary rejected my definition for "George Tabuki"
guy #2: you should just post those urban dictionary rejected words on unurbandictionary.blogspot.ca
guy #1: I definitely will.
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Basically anything i try to post on this dumb website
Idiot: Hey man I'm going to post a definition on urban dictionary.
Smart guy that always gets his perfectly legitimate definitions rejected on urban dictionary: Dude you can try, but don't be surprised if it ends up on the pile labeled urban dictionary rejected words.
When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.
I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...
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