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Urban Hunting

The act of hunting and killing various delivery drivers for their respective foodstuffs.

Jay and I just got back from our urban hunting hunting trip with 16 extra large pizzas, 80 egg rolls and nabbed the entire catering van for the bank which pushed us over the 1500 pound mark.

by KlausyTausy June 28, 2010

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Urban hunting

when too young teens sit in the middle of a crappy McDonalds building and then decide to look up random words in the urban dictionary.

hey lexx lets go urban hunting, im bored
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by Gerlexx August 9, 2011

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Urban hunting

When two persons decide to look up words in the urban dictionary.

Hey Guillermo lets go urban hunting.

by Gerlexx August 9, 2011

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Urban Reindeer Hunting

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

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Urban Coon Hunt

A police helicopter with an active searchlight, flying over an urban area.

Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."

by Seidcar October 10, 2012

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Urban Deer Hunting

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers

Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!

by Alayna2765 December 27, 2008

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