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Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?

by hollow_log October 5, 2021

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Urban Meyer

A sexy beast who will grind on your bitch at a Ohio bar and tell everyone he was seeing his grandchildren. He also is the greatest Football coach of all time and he makes sure to give every player a beating in practice.

β€œUrban Meyer kicked me in practice because I missed a field goal”

by XSexHaver69 December 24, 2021

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Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer

by Pharr October 8, 2021


Urban Meyer

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.

Bro did you see Urban Meyer yesterday? Yeah he was with your sister

by 9 9 9 December 6, 2021


urban meyer

The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.

Bob-hey the Gators beat the shit out FSU last week 45-15
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.

by kellis13 December 7, 2008

82πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Urban Meyer

A high quality form of marijuana (not the football coach)

Would you like to hit the Urban Meyer

by J God January 28, 2005

60πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


The Urban Meyer

Attempting to shove your pecker tongs into her fart box through her bluejeans.

I did the Urban Meyer while she danced on my lap.

by Handlemyrod October 7, 2021