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urgency

Something Aussies don't comprehend.

Man in taxi: I need to be there by 8 o'clock with urgency and it's 7:55 now. Can you go as quickly as you can?
Melbourne Taxi driver: Ah, we'll be right. No worries.
(Taxi driver misses every light in the next kilometre by going 40kph)

by The Phantom Lexi September 18, 2017

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


urgency

When you suddenly feel a wave of diarrhea coming. Usually followed by late nights of gaming and/or drinking.

Damn son, I got that urgency. Let me get five.

by Zeir Gabriel October 13, 2007

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Urgency and Diversity

This is a concept that can be applied in business and in life to overcome adversity and create solutions. Whenever your organization (or yourself) becomes complacent or things are slowing down, you add in urgency and diversity. Diversity in this concept means to change what you are doing or add 'diverse' things to your schedule. Urgency simply means to do and carry out these things with passion, haste, or importance.

Bro 1: Dude, why can't we get brothers to come out to the parties anymore? We have been having the same parties we always have, just with different themes. What's changed?

Bro 2: Man, we have to create Urgency and Diversity! Instead of the same parties, we need to have a river rafting trip with free beer, we need to rent out a venue for a Halloween party, and we need to get everyone to chip in for party buses to go to the Travis Scott concert. That will create the fear of missing out!

Bro 1: Dude, you are so right. Urgency and Diversity!

by jackelliott May 7, 2020


a sense of urgency

A motivated state of action.

When the car's tire went flat on the way to work, the owner felt a sense of urgency to repair it.

by Howie@Mor January 31, 2018


fecal urgency

The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-substitute olestra.

Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.

After drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, Henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.

by Artimus December 30, 2005

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024


no sense of urgency

when your friends and you go and buy mcdonalds and you are late for your ALP but don’t give a shit but when you go back to school u kena by cher

β€œY’all have no sense of urgency at all , 10 people go and buy macdonalds? isnt that ridiculous ?”

by blublublu August 21, 2021