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If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.
A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*
Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)
Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)
Danny:*dies*
Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.
Non-bro:I was just greeting him
Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"
Non-bro:*dies in shame*
Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying
Brad:Cool bro.Anytime
(They initiate the bro five and dips)
When urinating in a public bathroom, and another dude comes up and takes the urinal to spots down, thus leaving the one in between empty.
Tom: "I was pissing in the library and this other guy comes in..."
Eric: "..Dude, please tell me "Urinal Rule'?.."
Tom: "Of course man, unwritten dude code!"
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Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
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