utile

Verb (yoo-teal). to take take credit for someone else's work.

"That was my idea! You totally utile'd me."

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utilize

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.

Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."

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utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

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Utilize

(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.

Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!

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util

Small computer program, usually to perform a single system related task. Abbr of utility; aka tool.

- I couldn't recover my deleted files from my sd; that util did not work.

- I'm gonna dl all of the ftp://suppa.warez/windoze/utilz, asap; before it's taken down.

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utilities

(noun) Set of ancillary supplies (like electricity, gas, water.... etc.) required for living in an apartment or house.

1.The $450 rent covers all utilities including, electricity, gas, water and cable.

2. (Usually when advertising for apartments)
>> $650 Rooms for rent-utilities included in California !!!!

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utility

The word you hear a lot when you have an economics major room-mate. Simply means the benefit a person gets when uses/eats something

Boy: Can I ask you out?
Girl: You do not give me utility whatsoever!!!

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