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The word Vagenie was created by Niccoya T.
It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.
My vagenie has a rash.
Rub the vagenie and something will surely come out.
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A vagina that when you rub it, it makes all your wishes and dreams come true.
RILEY RUBBED EMMA'S VAGENIE AND GOT EVERYTHING HE WANTED.
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Noun: (pronounced: vuh-jee-nee) - The mystical spirit demon that resides deep inside a woman's vagina that will come out and grant you three magical wishes if you are lucky enough to awaken it from its slumber.
Difficulty: 10/10 (Nearly impossible!)
NOTE: Only four men throughout history have been able to awaken the Vagenie:
1 - Richard the Lionhart - Who had the forethought to lead the Crusades and set us up for the last good Indiana Jones movie.
2 - Saladin - The Sultan of Egypt and Syria who led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin...OR DID HE...?
3 - Genghis Khan - Emperor of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history, and cameo superstar of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
4 - Lou Diamond Phillips - Star of La Bamba and Young Guns. Consequently while lucky enough to wake the Vagenie, its overwhelming omnipresent force rendered Lou mentally challenged, ergo no Young Guns III and a remaining filmography of pretty much crap after the early 90's.
Honorable mention awarded to Billy Zane - keep tryin' big guy!
I was fucking this girl really hard the other night, like really railing balls deep, then all the sudden these strange popping noises and intense, vibrant, blinding lights and mist emanated from her pussy and the motherfucking Vagenie appeared out of nowhere and granted me three magical wishes!
I asked it for a bottle of chloroform, some roofies and a scream mask!
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The mystical genie that lives inside a vagina.
Boelle: Hey want to try and call forth my Vagenie?
Nrad: Hell yeah bitch!
Boelle: Give me a good rub and He'll give you three wishes.
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A vagina so good it can be considered to hold magical powers.
"That girl from the office is gross. I don't know how she gets so much action, she must have a vagenie or something".
A genie that magically comes out of the vagina after sex or other stuff related to the vagina
The magic vagenie appeared out of my vagina when I touched it
A vagina that has birthed children
Baby mommas vagina
Bout to go get some vagenie.
She got that vagenie waiting for me.
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