VALC

Internet acronym for "Vete a La Chingada!"

Equivalent in English to "Go to hell!" or "Get the f*ck outta here!"

Adrian: Yo man let's go pick up some rats tonight! My girl finally let me out!
Michael: VALC

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Valce

Usually at a moment of great significance for a male where there is potentially room for great emotion- and the dude cries.

Everybody else manages to keep it together and front their masculinity- but there is that one dude that actually has real tears...and really actually cries.

In severe cases he may even blub all over another person in a strong embrace, sometimes really loudly...as he cries.

He is Valce.

I dunno man like I actually thought I loved her so when she just dumped me like that...I did a Valce.

Yehh man it sucked so bad saying bye to everyone...I was Valce at the end.

I can't let the whole team know the truth, its gonna be so bad that at least one of them will be Valce.