vibraslap

1) A percussion instrument that makes a unique rattling sound that was loosely patterned after a donkey's jawbone.
2) An act of assault with a sex toy.

"I gave your mom a vibraslap last night."
"How thoughtful of you! I know she'll love playing that in the community band."
"No I mean I grabbed her Hitachi Magic Wand and I was all like 'bippity boppity BITCHSLAP"

Vibraslap

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

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