Valendate

A Valentine’s Day date.

Patrick: Will you be my Valendate?
Jacklyn: As long as it’s not something corny like going to a crowded restaurant...
Patrick: -sweating- Let’s watch a movie!
Jacklyn: That would make my Valentine’s Day!

valendate

A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.

"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."

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