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A person who sends a lot of Valentine's out in a short amount of time.
Time spent with someone you love, especially on/around February 14th.
It doesn't matter what you are doing, whether stargazing on a rooftop or taking a walk on the breezy beach. It's all valentime!
"Jon and Danielle have been spending a ton of time together."
"Yeah, it's okay though they love each other so it's valentime!"
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The incorrect spelling of valentines
When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣
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Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.
"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"
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A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.
Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
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The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??
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A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.
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