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Valera

A Russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. He has a bony butt according to Firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. Valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: Grease. Valera has a wife, a whore and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. Nevertheless he is madly in love with his Arabian wife.

"I'd love to stay and chat but i've gotta smoke a blunt with Valera"

by -Greaseball December 23, 2009

42πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Valera

1.A strapped up dyke

2. A younger, muscular male with a lesbian hairstyle

3. A man with a strong sexual attraction to women’s feet more than any other physical attribute
4. Individuals who have an affinity to being penetrated with strapped on dildo
5. A man trying to hard to perpetuate an image of having swag or fashion sense

β€œI might be strapped up I’d like to smell her toes real quick”

β€œBro you’re on some Valera shit right now , get it together β€œ

by Strapped up little girl December 14, 2018

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


valera

Common Russian name, full name is Valeriy, but is used by country side thugs meaning "Guy".
Hey valera, you got a cigarette or not?

Yo valera got a phone i can use?

Valera

by pozitiv_tr July 7, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scorch Valera

The cutest person ever

You're so cute, you look like Scorch Valera

by Kenjaku July 31, 2023


marie valera

marie valera: that which is weird/queer

Wow, that's so marie valera, he sucked a horse cock.

by haventsimpedthishardinforever October 19, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž