Pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people
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The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad
"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
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A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados
Yeww I lef school the other day and the van man say if I int got van fare then we gaw foop
I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver
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A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."
DUDE! That guy just asked me if I wanted to get into his van! HE'S A VAN MAN!
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An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence
Have you seen blue van man
Na is he good
Yer heβs a legend from Loughborough
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
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A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
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