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Baba Vanga (January 31, 1911 - August 11, 1996) also known as Grandmother Vanga, was a mystic who predicted 9/11, Brexit, the rise of ISIS, and even predicted that the 44th president, Barack Obama would be an African-American president of the United States. When she was a child, she was lost by a tornado which lifted her in the air and threw her in a nearby field. Because of that, she could have the ability to see the future. Baba Vanga died in 1996 due to breast cancer.
Guy: Hey dude, do you know Baba Vanga?
Another Guy: Yeah! If she was still alive I would ask her how I would die.
Guy: Me too!
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The best dang crusty old lady from 1996
Baba Vanga predicted the work would end in 3797
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When you are pummelling your missus and you pull out just before you blow your load, ejaculating your penis-colada into her eyes and she gains the powers of Baba Vanga
Dave: I was nobbing our lass last night and went full Baba Vanga on her
Stu: Oh aye...?
Dave: Yeah, I spaffed in her eyes and she told me the winner of the 3:45 at Haydock
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