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vanker

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.

Guy - Up Urs Vanker!

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

30πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


vanker

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

by Voltainia March 6, 2011

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Vanker

Same meaning as Wanker but especially curated for Bartenders in Vancouver who tend to juggle spirits instead of pouring drinks -leaving their customer to wait far too long.

That bloody vanker won’t pour me a drink

by Tinoftuna September 5, 2019