varsitaa

Varsitaa is the kind of girl who literally so cool she makes all the gas release from your body at once. Varsitaas are often known for being extremely attractive in a way that is threatening to other human beings. She is excellent at blending into her surroundings, as Varsitaas usually move from India to the United States at the age of 10 and somehow still have an english accent (probably from watching TV). She might have gone through an emo phase but her younger brother bullied them out of it. She also wrote Dolan Twins fan fiction for a short period of time, but stopped after her mom found it. Varsitaas always smell really good and have excellent taste in friends, especially those named Adrija, Simran, and Pari. Overall, Varsitaas are really awesome and cool and do not mess with her because she can beat you up! (No she can’t)

Person #1: who’s that cool girl over there?
Person #2: oh Adrija?
Person #1: ew no wtf the other one
Person #2: oh Varsitaa?? She’s super cool and awesome. You should totally get her snap
Person #1: nah bro I’d fumble like Jojo she’s too fine.

varsitaa

Varsitaa is the hottest and coolest girl you’ll ever meet. She is probably 5’2 and wears lots of green. She probably went through an emo phase during a rough time in her life. She’s a pro at block blast and driving. She is a professional hula dancer and enjoys intense mooing competitions

Jojo: “who is that insanely beautiful person over there??”
Person # 2: “oh thats Varsitaa, she’s out of your league tho”
Jojo: ok