Vasoline

A song by the Stone Temple Pilots.

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.

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vasoline

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta

Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy

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vasoline

stuff that makes my boobies all slippery

vasoline makes my boobies all slippery

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vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

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