Velvevil

Velvevil is a synonym for the Kraft product Velveeta cheese, generally used by those who recognize its detrimental impact on health but cannot resist the processed cheese food. Velveeta is a shelf-stable block of bright yellow cheese product with a low melting point.

Pronounced Velv/evil, to have a similar sound to Velveeta.

Ted: This dip is fabulous, Brianna! What's in it?
Brianna: Oh, some tomatoes... beans... and (mumbles)
Ted: What?
Brianna: Don't worry about it--just enjoy.

But then... Ted spies the telltale yellow brick package in the kitchen trash. He gasps.

Ted: Brianna! You used Velvevil?!
Brianna: I know I shouldn't have, but...

Ted eats another chip with dip.

Brianna: See? You cannot resist the Velvevil.
Ted: When I'm the hospital with a heart attack, visit me.

Ted proceeds to completely decimate the dip.

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