Verdukianism

'''Verdukianism''' ( Ver-Do-Key-an-ism ) is a religion where people belive in the healing power of root beer, and a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.some holidays include Merlin-Pean which is a celebration where Verdukians leave work and go to the movies, and The Day of Mouth Pleasures, where Verdukians recieve free sausage pizza and gentle flossing done by a blonde virgin.practices include putting out a picture of Jimmy Conners and a bowl of meat cubes on an altar, singing Verdukian songs, drinking root beer, geting maried and eating pizza.

"Hey do you practice Verdukianism"
"Yes I do"

"Than you must know that today is merlin pean and tomorrow is The Day if Mouth pleasures."
"ohh Yeah i almost forgot to hire a Blonde virgin."
"amd don't forget the picture of Jimmy conners or else Meriln Pean will punish you by taking away your blonde virgin!"
"ok see ya"

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Verdukian

A religion that believes in the healing power of root beer, that a man can have up to 9 wives as long as two of them are male, and Verdukians always leave work to go to the movies on Merlinpeen. They also set out a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors as a holiday decoration. Verdukians do not celebrate Christmas. Founding members of Verdukianism are Frank, Lutz, and Toofer from the Television show 30 Rock (Season 4, Episode 8)

We will not be participating in Secret Santa this year because we are Verdukian.

We have to leave work early today, we have to go to the movies for Merlinpeen.

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