Vertamus

A once in a life time dude who never skips leg day. He’s probably got some mysterious background that no one‘s ever heard. Sometimes you wonder if he crash landed from a different planet and is now trying to learn the ways of humans. Despite this,his dashing good looks seem to impress all the ladies and men. Everyone seems to gravitate to him. Even the elevator doors always seem to open just in time for him. He always looks like the ideal man. At least 6 foot or taller beautiful dark brown and enticing gold eyes. Sometimes it’s impossible to find him,he’s always sneaking off for Reasons you may never know. Maybe off to the gym? He looks as if he were born and raised in a soccer match.

Have you seen the new boss? I heard he’s a Vertamus,we better watch out girlfriends!