The act of pretending to be straight when you're actually sexually attracted to your computer.
Person 1: she's so hot
Person 2: mate you're such a Peter Visagie
A surname meaning 'face' in French. A very popular surname, especially in South Africa. It is said that one with this surname is the beholder of a beautiful face that enchants people.
'She has the face of a Visagie.'
'Yes, she is indeed beautiful.'