Vishnu Bodavula

Truly one of the most inspiring life stories in all of human history. He was originally a high ranking member of the nudist colony of bonkymnobols, a strange society based out of Northern India, close to Nepal. He achieved much for his nudist colony, but he almost never got the chance to do so. In fact, his parents were very close to aborting him. Thank god they didn’t. Vishnu, sometime in his teen years, decided to move to the United States. The land of opportunity. Knowing how to organize a nudist colony allowed him to assimilate into the business world fairly quickly. He became business partners with Elon Musk and eventually went to Mars. When he returned to Earth, everyone welcomed him home with open arms. Everyone that is, except Elon himself. He fired Vishnu after learning about his nudist days, and the human sacrificing rituals and the unorthodox ways he used swiss rolls in said rituals. Vishnu was now homeless. Legend has it, he went back to his homeland and joined back up with his Nudist brothers.

George W. Bush: “I knew Vishnu Bodavula for many years. He was a truly great man, and an even better mistress. WAIT!”