VK

Vk, or Vkontakte is a Russian online social media and social networking service. It is available in several languages but it is especially used by Russian-speakers. You can do lots of things on vk such as: Join communities, share videos and pictures, listen to music, play games, read news...
Vk is very secure, if someone else knows your password they have 4 tries to enter certain digits of your phone number to get in your account.
Every year Vk throws a two-day party for it’s users to meet in real life in St.Petersburg.

Kid: My parents are stalking me on Instagram.
Kid2: Use vk.
Kid: Great idea.

Fat man: I met DontWorry in VkFest, you should come too.
Skinny man: But I don’t speak any Russian.

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VK

Short for vibe killer. When someone does something that screws with your present mood. Usually used when you are in a good mood and something/someone kills that.

Brody: Dude, Mike shaved my hair!!

Simon: That is such a VK dude!!

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One of the most popular social medias in the world. The reason why you may have never heard of it before is because it’s only really used in Eastern Europe, mainly Russia

I’m so bored, I can’t stop checking VK

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A VK is an abbreviation for "Vagina Kiss." It is generally performed by a husband who has his head rested on his wife's thigh while they are watching a movie or TV show on the couch. Due to the proximity to her private part the husband sneaks a VK which can evoke tickles or similar reactions in the wife. The wife is usually clothed and unsuspecting.

Man: just gave you a VK!

Woman: it tickles everytime, Johnny!

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short for vodka, but less obvious

Boy: "please bring some VK to the party."
Girl: "hows grey goose sound?"

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Also a lame alcopop which is consumed by slappers and gay men, or men who have sexual issues that need addressing.

Clubber: Can I have a VK blue please?
Barman: What are you some kind of poof?
*SMASH*
Clubber: You messed up my hair you bitch!

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the pengest drink for the sexiest lads when theyre on a mad one in the park ygm

sort me with a bev of vk for the lads

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