Vlasenica

Vlasenica is the greatest city in the world. It is rumored that the Kekistani Monarch are from there and that they fled there as the government of Vlasenica gave them political asylum after republic was formed only to return to when the time is right. KEKISTAN IS THE HEART OF VLASENICA

Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: A city on the balkans, you?
Person A: Paris, but which city though?
Person B: You probably never heard of it ..... Vlasenica
Person A: HOLY SHIT I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING I HAVE JUST TO BE FROM VLASENICA, YOU ARE SOOOO LUCKY YOLOOOOOOO