WWSD

What Would Satan Do?

Also sometimes used as:
WWLD:What Would Lucifer Do?
WWBD:What Would Beelzebub Do?
WWDD:What Would the Devile Do?
and the ever popular WWTCBD:What Would That Capitolistic Bastard Do?

I thought of opening the door for her, but then I looked down at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I slammed the door in her face and bit the heads off all of the lab rats.

So Billy came over and asked me to dance, I thought about but then I looked at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I said no and then set the school gym on fire!

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What Would Spock Do

Person A: WWSD?

Person B: The logical thing.

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What Would Scooby Do?

Seen on many bumper stickers, this is a parody of the phrase "What Would Jesus Do?"

I looked at the wallet on the ground and asked myself, "WWSD?" I stuffed the thing in my pocket and went to buy some Scooby Snacks.

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WWSD, is an acronym for “What would Santa do?” It is something you ask yourself when you need guidance.

"Pizza or burger? Think. WWSD? Eureka! Pizza burger... I wish I'd thought of that."

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What Would Snooki Do?

Kelly: WWSD?
Hallie: Um, she'd dance on the boardwalk by herself.
Kelly: Than that is what we shall do!

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Acronym for "What Would Suze Do" (as in Suze Orman, personal finance guru).

When I think about using my credit card to buy things that I can't afford I should always look down at my "WWSD" bracelet to remind myself that Suze Orman would tell me to stop that the thought and keep the card in my wallet.

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WWSD - What would Shelly Do?

Sammy felt nervous when she learned that she’d be taking care of Shelly’s kids. So I told her to ask herself WWSD? Shelly was a great mother and, as long as she continued to ask herself (WWSD, the kids would be just fine. :)