woned

Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).

Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong

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woned

Similar to "owned" but is only capable of being achieved by the most leet players.

joe woned bob matt and john while blind using only his sense of sound.

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woned

The history of the word Woned Spans Thousands Of Years, to befre the age of Jesus of Nazareth. Judeans used to use this word to describe things with huge genetailia, or Inbred looking Faces.

Luke woned tht noob with connor, they no longer use words like pwnd or owned.

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wone

Short for won one.

He wone a game against you.

Woned

When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.

Sam: "Hey did you go to that party on Saturday"

Riley: "Yeah dude, I was so fucking woned"

Woned

One step farther than pwned, woned means to own severly. In gaming, the term owned means to dominate certain aspect of the game. Woning usually implies turning back the tide to your advantadge in a surprising motion.

-Rush in, GO GO, we got them...
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned

or

-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.

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wone

Same as owning someone in a computer game, except a much cooler pronounciation.
To own is to be greater than.

Malis wones Russ at Counter-Strike

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