WPF

Phrase for When Pigs Fly, meaning something is impossible

Someday I'll be rich, WPF

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WPF

short for Weird Penis Fetish

A person who enjoys a weird penis fetish such as split, subincision or some other form of genital bisection.
"Man do you suffer from a WPF!"

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WPF (White People Food)

Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.

Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection

Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"

Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"

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WPF

White People Freedom - used to refer to the insane amount of freedom white kids have compared to most other races.

Rajesh: My parents would absolutely kill me if I went to a party! They don't want me anywhere around drugs or alcohol
Blake: Bro, my parents BUY me my alc and force me to go out
Rajesh: thats some fucking WPF man