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A term generally given to a domestic animal in certain internet memes, the most common being cats, second to dogs, then birds, then more exotic animals such as seals or snakes. A commonality all wunks have with each other is the ability to be seen as cute and humorous. This term was popularized on the subreddit r/wunkus.
I've hired this wunk to stare at you.
Got damn this wunk ffresh as hell.
Look at this orange wunk.
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The optimum level of drunk reached after drinking wine.
Often achieved after hosting a dinner party for relatives where the only coping mechanism is drinking a shit ton of wine. Usually reached after breaking a wine glass after doing the dishes.
Woooweee, that pinot has gotten me soo WUNK!
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ADJ: A drunk-like state of intoxication induced by smoking weed constantly from the moment you wake up, smoking again the moment you reach sobriety. The collective comedown of all of your bakes will leave you wunk as fuck.
You may also act like a trashed white girl.
Dude, I've been dabbing this OG 13 all day, I'm wunk as fuck.
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The combination of "wild" and "drunk". Similar to crunk. The idea is that you get so drunk that you have literally no control over anything you do, nor do you have any memory of doing these things.
"Man, last night I drank some forties, and for some reason I began to cry hysterically and decided to strip naked and spray-paint a dick on a cop car! What the fuck?!"
"Holy fuck dude, you must have been WUNK! How did you remember that?!"
"I never would have known if they hadn't told me this morning at the police station!"
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'I have already wanked twice today' would change to 'i have wunk twice today'
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The act of Wanking underwater.
Wow! That wunk was great. But I had to drain the water before I washed myself.
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To wunk is when two people have sex on an object. (Bed, table, chair, etc.) Upon reaching optimal velocity the noise being heard from the friction of the bodies moving the object is described as a wunk. Such as a bed squeaking or chair creaking, or when a table rocks across the floor.
They were going so hard at it, that the bed began to wunk.
After shagging so hard on the table, they began to hear it wunking.
She told her friend of the time a male hooker forced himself on her so hard the chair wunked.
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