Wafter

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'

'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'

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willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion

willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!

fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

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plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's

Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .

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fanny wafter

basically an other word for a female prostitute simply because the waft there fanny all over you

I'm going to go to LA to get a fanny wafter

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

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