waggao

The Waggao generation starts in the 1970s. There’s Wagging Ca & Wagging Coca. After them, there’s Wagging Momster who marries Wagga Dildo (pronounced di-da) and they have children: Wagging Moa and Wagga Moa, Wagging Moa and Wagga Moa have a child together and dance with each other while sweet home Alabama is playing on the radio. They have a baby named WAGAMAMA! Our great restaurant owner- I recommend their chicken noodles. Wagamama meets Moana Big Businessman. Their baby is called Wagamama the 2nd, who meets Wagadada the 23rd who ALSO have babies, they make Wagga Mao and Wagga Wommaina (pronounced womayna) and those children have babies and have Wagga Moa the 3rd and Wagging Mole then THEY have children, Extreme Wagging Monster, Wamamamamama, Wamamamamamamamoa the 5th and They have Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad. The generations end here because Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad had no one to have children with. The generation dies because only brothers and sisters of the waggao family could have children- there were so many generations because they become old enough to have babies at 4 years old. It’s now 1532, they went back in generations because they’re just so GigaChad-dy. Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad is now the owner of GigaChad Café-Buffet, in Bellingham, France.

Jamálaíocht: Yo, brother I have recently discovered the past existence of the species ‘Waggao’. It is quite intriguing and worthy of learning of.
Lapóla: Wow dude! Totally turbular!