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Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

by Schmlaa. December 19, 2008

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Walk-In Closet

A small room in a house that functions as a closet. Named so because you can walk into it.

Our new house is huge, I even have my own Walk-In Closet !

by family funday November 15, 2008

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walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

by killfukmary October 8, 2014


Walk-In Closet

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.

Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."

by Frankieoxo November 30, 2008

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Walk-In Closet

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

by Dylan Cole September 18, 2008

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walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.

The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.

by HeiZahn April 21, 2008

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Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 3, 2013

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