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Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.
Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!
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The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."
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When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."