wanstable

Someone who desperately wants to be a police officer, but for whatever reason is not in that profession. Combines the words wannabe and constable, the latter being the title of a police officer in Canada.

Dude, that John guy works at mall security but he's such a wanstable.

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Wanstable

A person who wants to be a cop so bad they go out of their way to police people.

Someone who wears apparel or accessories that officers might wear as part of their uniform like a flashlight in belt holster, a utility belt or a tactical vest.

He pulled a guy over because they were driving while using their phone. Such a wanstable!