War Mouth

War Mouth is a case of severe and uncontrollably horrible halitosis caused by a night of partying or some other taxing event that has compromised one's dental hygiene.

“It’s 8 AM and you’ve just awoken to the aftermath of last night’s party. You drank it all; the beer, the liquor, the strange concoction that was devised at 4 AM. That’s right, you have War Mouth and Listerine is here to help…”

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mouth wars

when two loud mouthed fucks stage an obnoxious public dis-off intentionally loud so everyone in their immediate presence can be witness to their display of foulness.

Pernell: "Did you hear Lou and Chris gettin down on each other at the drag queen beauty pageant last saturday?"

Ernestine: "How could you not hear those two mancunts, I thought the host was gonna call the police after that display of mouth wars! Shit......."

Pernell: "solid...."

Ernestine: "holla"

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nuclear war in the mouth

war heads, like the really sour sucking candy

"dude, give me a nuclear war in the mouth"
"just friggin say war head, gosh"

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civil war mouth

When a girls teeth are so bad, it looks like they are having a big fight in her mouth. Just like they are having a civil war in her mouth.

She's hot but had some serious civil war mouth.