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wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

by LitGyal September 2, 2018

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washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.

yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes

by Tha LA King October 19, 2014

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washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes

Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real

by shrekxy September 20, 2019

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Wash Dishes

When a female masturbates in the bathtub.

Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.

by BeanTownRaider April 21, 2020

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washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones

“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb

by shrekxy September 20, 2019

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Wash Dish

Whenever a Jett (Valorant) uses an ultimate, and immediately dies or misses the all knives.

Our ally Jett wash dished, it was magnificent scene.

by NoodlesDoodles January 26, 2021

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Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

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