Washdogs

When u find some unfunny shit the funniest fuckin thing in the universe for a small amount of time before realising that it aint funny

Bob: ah mate I just saw an old lady taking her dog for a walk where it took a shite and she just stuck an american flag in it, I had a full washdogs
Greg: noice

Washdog

The process of shaking dry when lacking a towel and refusing to air dry over time. The process usually flings water to and fro as a mangy mutt would.

"Dammit, I forgot it was laundry day and I had to washdog myself dry all over my room."

"Did you bring towels to the pool? No? I guess we're washdogging it."