Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

Water Birth

The act of deficating in a pool.

Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!

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New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”