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The only true Religion, Mike Wazowski is the true God. Disrespecting him is unforgivable and will result in being banished to the Anti-Rice Barry Bee Benson.
Person1: Why is that bloke so majestic?
Person2: Oh that old lad? He’s part of the Wazowskism religion
Person1: He’s been immediately invited to crack open a cold one with me and the boys *tear rolls down cheek*
the religion of worshiping the best man in our lives, Mike. This involves 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH'ing' on a daily basis and watching compilations of him looking like a daddy.
"I'm christian" Jasmine said
"But have you heard about Wazowskism?" Michael said