Weed Monkey

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

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Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

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Weed monkey

(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.

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weed monkey

A person who has no money.

Look at that weedmonkey, he probably can't buy a pack of gum

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weed monkey

An individual given to using marijuana on any occassion. An irrational prediliction toward weed smoking.

Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.

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