Westhoughton

A town in Greater Manchester, England. Once a nice place, the town is now overrun with marauding gangs of chavs who can be seen roaming the town with their bottles of Frosty Jacks cider and/or vodka. They usually congregate on parks or fields, however they will often crawl out of their nests in attempt to rob, rape, fight, or to ask somebody to go in the shop to collect their poison. They can also be found hanging around their local council estates fighting and breeding with each other. 30% of the town is inhabited by people suffering from some form of mental retardation, most likely due to inbreeding. These groups of people can often be seen licking the windows of local shops or attempting to remove the tyres of passing cars. The town's corrupt police force are not much better, turning a blind eye to the real violence erupting in the town and venting out their frustration on innocent members of the public. If you're planning on raising your children in Westhoughton.. don't. They'll smoke, drink and experiment with drugs before the age of 14, and most likely become pregnant or impregnate their sisters/cousins much younger than this. In a nutshell, it's a shit-tip. Once you enter you most likely will not leave alive.

Martin: I've just bought a new house, I'll be moving there this weekend
James: Where is it?
Martin: Westhoughton
James: It's been nice knowing you...

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Westhoughton

Westhoughton however has some nice areas it is now over run with gangs of youths from all different areas as westhoughton is known for drugs , parties and dangerous crime these youths will come out of there homes on fridays and saturdays where events such as stabbings robberys will take place the most dangerous person in westhoughton would have to be a man called ELLIOT HEYES if you see him around contact police as he is on the run for manslaughter , arson ,robbery and assault of every police officer in the area stay away now

Westhoughton is a total shit hole

westhoughton high school

Westhoughton High School is the place where all the year 11s look like middle aged men, until you get into year 11 and see that nearly all of your mates have the mental age of an undeveloped foetus. You'll most likely despise the majority of your teachers who's only aim is to make a living, and by the time you're in year 11 and your GCSE exams come around, your Maths will be your best mate. During your time in Westhoughton, you'll achieve a decent standard of education, unless you happen to join the 80% of students on hard drugs. In which case you are most likely fucked. Don't forget that you will miss the dinner ladies, so use your time wisely.

Friend1: "So, who are you gonna miss now that we've left Westhoughton High School?"

Friend2: "Gonna have to be the dinner lady ;("