wet dreamer

a noob that blows his load while his peter is still in his pants and he isn't even conscious

Jack: man, i need to get over being a wet dreamer

Henry: i kno brah, i woke up with baby batter all over my bed

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Wet dreamers

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.