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The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.
Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’
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Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.
Hey you seen that whale shark? she looked like rosie o' donnel
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The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever
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when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.
I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!
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Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish
Mundo is whale shark triggered.
When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!