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The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants.
"Let's head down to Post Office Square for some whale watching"
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The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
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The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
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The act of watching or observing fat people
guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"
guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"
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The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).
Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
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Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve.
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The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.
I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin
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