whang

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

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whang

n. A slightly acrid or spoiled smell. (at least Texas, perhaps all of the South).

This hamburger meat/milk already has a whang to it (and should be thrown out).
This cheap wine really has a whang. (Buy a better Chianti)

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whang

To strike sharply and create a sound, usually metallic. A combination of whack and bang.

"Leela, are you alright? You got whanged on the head." - Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"

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whang

To throw extremely hard. Usually at a person.

Man did you have to whang that rock at my head?

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whang

(v.) variant spelling of 'wang'; this also means 'to smell bad'.

Boy it whangs in here -- did you just trump?

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Whang

The subtle female bouquet - reminiscent of fish - resulting from an excess of old vaginal mucus. Sometimes found on ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather Shufti.

'Well Rupert; from the delightful aroma from the kitchen, I thought we were having fish for supper.'

'No, Claude: it's pheasant old boy. What you can smell is Lady Constance's whang. Quite mackerelly today, don't ya think?'

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Justin Whang

Some dude who looks like Steve Aoki

Yo, That dude looks like Justin Whang

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